This Is It.
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The Best Of This Is It (So Far).
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7-11-2009 Camilla Parker-Bowles Gives Great Trouser Friendly Kisses.
Channeling a trio of bitter, post-menopausal women at a salon, the gang argues the pros and cons of various celebrities' aesthetic appeal. It was probably a good thing that we were drinking whilst trying to find a reason to bed Rosie O'Donnell and Helen Clark, and also turn down Beyonce and Pamela Anderson. We do get sidetracked along the way, as has been known to happen, and end up changing topics halfway through the podcast. Needless to say, we don't end up discussing world peace. (Apologies for the lack of our regular intro this week - technical difficulties are a pain).
31-10-2009 Con Air Was Robbed Of An Oscar.
After having an earlier attempt at this podcast thwarted by Josh turning up drunk and belligerent (as opposed to usual) and Scotty passing out halfway through, we figure we should give it a second crack. Ben Dixon, the human IMDB, joins us as we talk our way through the greatest action movies of all time that have captivated our hearts and love of all things explosive.
31-10-2009 Halloween News: Spooky Vision Edition.
The A-Team tears through the week's news after some significant 'vacation' time. We debate how much Halloween really means to Aussies and take the time out to recap some classic 'only in (blank)' crime stories which happen to involve ferrets, which is always a good thing.
19-9-2009 Alas, Poor Bodhi. I Knew Him Well.
After a week off due to Scotty's travels down South, the lads hit back with a furious vengeance. Listen to one of our best as the boys sit down to discuss recent happenings and find themselves again ranting about celeb deaths and the mass hysteria that ensues. Michael Jackson solving world hunger by night, Patrick Swayze's 'extensive' filmography and the best scene in the porn classic 'Flashpoint' are topics that rear their ugly heads as we seek to further throw our reputations into disrepute.
18-9-2009 Caster Semenya's Bulge Is Bigger Than Yours.
Footy fever can only hang around for so long and thus the boys are embracing the last few weeks that the NRL has to offer by breaking down finals footy so far. We also touch on whether or not the AFL in Sydney ever really 'took off', Michael Crabtree's holdout in the NFL and whether or not Caster Semenya should be considered 'just one of the girls'.
5-9-2009 I Always Thought Sydney Needed More Assassinations...
The boys tackle the hard, gritty issues in today's society as we reflect on some of the quirkier news stories from the past week around Australia and the rest of the world. Hot topics include why gang land executions are coming back in style, how Leno screwed over Conan and why nudity always makes a robbery just that little bit more special. Dale also controversially insinuates that indigenous Australians consume alocohol.
4-9-2009 Super Ultra Mega Happy Fun Time NFL Preview Show.
It's that wonderful time of the year when helmets are being strapped on, offensive co-ordinators are being fired left, right and centre and bi-sexual reality TV stars are being beaten, which can only mean one thing - the NFL is back. If you're not a fan then clearly this hour and a half of mayhem will not be for you, however if you are down with all things rushing and passing, or just a little curious, then come along for the ride as the boys tear through each and every team, whilst peering through their crystal balls to give you some predictions for season 2009.
29-8-2009 Parramatta Stadium - Never Going Back Again.
In this week's sports wrap up the crew wonders exactly how many inches a certain South African woman is rocking underneath her lycra, gives a huge shout out to a valiant effort by the Cronulla Sharks and also touches on exactly what le fuck is going on with Australian rugby. Dale and Scotty also share their recent experience at Parramatta Stadium for the Western derby between Penrith & Parramatta.
28-8-2009 A Hangover Just Means You Wasted Time Between Drinks.
A collective dusty cloud hung over the lads throughout this podcast as we sit around and feel sorry for ourselves. This is why we don't record podcasts on Sundays, the experiment will surely die here. Dale regales us with a (non)story about his female adventures, Corbo explains why it's probably best to at least eat half a meal before going on a 48 hour bender and Scotty remembers Jason Donovan fondly.
14-8-2009 Jacqui O - Cold Power's Greatest Spokesperson.
Technology gave us a break as we got straight back on the horse this week. The boys rip off a quickie as we go over topics such as whether or not JFK's brains buffed right out of Jacqui O's dress, how black and white Greg Inglis' current 'situation' with the police is and Uncle Scotty leaves us with another bedtime story about the time he picked up whilst literally comatose. The kids are on break next week as Corbo hits the snow fields chasing snow bunnies, so sit tight for our triumphant return on Sept. 1. (Sorry for the dull hum in the background throughout the podcast, we'll work on getting rid of that next time).
8-8-2009 Uncle Scotty's Bedtime Stories.
Due to some 'technological difficulties' we managed to lose 80% of our recordings from the past week, which was unfortunate as we ripped off two of our better podcasts to date. However, we were able to salvage two tidbits from the flaming wreckage of my laptop, both of which are incredible tales of Scotty living large, as he tends to do. So sit back and gather the kiddies 'round as Uncle Scotty takes you on a trip down memory lane, recounting drunken adventures in Yass, NSW and how he managed to sleep in a Nevada State watchhouse overnight without soiling himself.
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1-8-2009 Guest Host? I'll Pretend I Didn't Hear That.
The podcast finally gets its guest host cherry popped in as rough and degrading a fashion as possible during our weekly sports wrap as we sit and talk sports with local sports blogger/enthusiast/maniac A.J. Kwong. Listen in as our holy trinity morphs seamlessly into the quadruplets from hell. After some light discussion on why girlfriends and pornography can indeed live in harmony, the boys eventually discuss all things rugby league from round 20 in the NRL, as well as going over recent activity in the third Ashes test, how the Wallabies fucked themselves in what is now possibly the bi-nations tournament as well as some rape stand related NFL news. - PART 1 - PART 2
25-7-2009 I Don't Want No One Minute Man - The Power Hour Special.
The Power Hour - What spray painted toilets are made of. Originally planned as a 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes show, the boys decided it would probably be for the best for our well being and the fans' tolerance to do a good ol' fashioned power hour instead. So grab your shot glass, pick up a six pack and turn up the volume so you can shoot and rock along with us as we cover 60 topics in 60 fast paced minutes with a 60 song soundtrack.
The boys touch on head scratchers such as: whether or not astronauts go through customs, how Scotty almost died on the piss (the 1st time), breasts on facebook, how Scotty almost died on the piss (the 2nd time) and the upcoming drug sensation: Rednox. The music and topic setlist for the power hour can be found on 'The Blog' section of the website.
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24-7-2009 Podcast Your Arse Off.
The lads delve into TV land as we lightly discuss some of our favourite shows from the past and the present. Shows such as Heroes, Lost, Prison Break and Seinfeld are brought up in this relaxed conversation about what makes or breaks these shows. We also dissect the demise of 'Dance Your Ass Off' and wonder why the Australian TV executive couldn't see this one coming whilst also praying for 'Random Acts Of Kindness' to go straight to TV Hell, just in case we weren't there already. Outside of TV we also get to briefly rant on a glorious schoolboy rugby result and Greg Matthews' drinking habits (off the cricket pitch).
SPOILER ALERTS: If you are not fully up to date with the following shows, be wary listening to this podcast, as we do give away many up to date details about the shows: Lost, Prison Break, Heroes, Weeds & Entourage.
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19-7-2009 Brett Kimmorley - I Hardly Knew Ye.
State of Origin III went down the past week, so the boys had a case of dead rubber-itis that they needed to get off of their chests. We break down why it's probably for the best to not pick a fight with Brett White and comb over the tumultuous final 40 seconds of the game. We also give a 'preview' of the first Bledisloe test of the year (a game which has now already been played - we've got pristine timing here at This Is It), and give our thoughts on the plight of the Aussies thus far in the Ashes (this was recorded midway through the 2nd Test).
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18-7-2009 All The Questions You Were Afraid To Ask About Pedephilia.
Whilst breaking down some adventures from the previous night out, the boys discover exactly how young is too young, and what the ultimate signal to head home after a bender is. We also take time out to appease the masses as we tear through some 'fan mail' and insert Lauren Jackson into our collective spank banks. Other topics of interest include shedding new light on old celebrity gay rumours, the sex appeal of contortionists and why Kenny Loggins should watch his back.
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17-7-2009 The Lord Is My Shepherd.....and My Centre Mid-Fielder.
Since the dawn of time, mankind has pondered over the question of who the greatest athlete of all time is/was.....or something to that effect. Listen in as the boys weigh up the pros and cons of several notable and not so notable athletes from the past and present in order to provide some sporting food for thought. We also discuss the potential controversy that could have been had Jesus played rugby league as well as whether or not motor racers should count as 'athletes'.
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11-7-2009 Beware The Ides Of.....July - How Triple J Tore A Nation Apart.
The Triple J Hottest 100 of All Time list was very close to completion and music buzz was dominating a lot of drunken conversations nation wide. Some of Australia's esteemed 'journalists' over at News Ltd. felt the need to respond with a list of their own, the 'Crappest 100: The Worst Songs of All Time'. Despite our recent music ramblings, we felt that we couldn't pass up the opportunity to sound off on this particular article, which you can read over here. Listen in as we tear this list apart whilst also briefly touching on why Nicole Kidman can go and fornicate herself with an iron pole.
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4-7-2009 The Hangover - or How I Learned To Stop Drinking & Love Podcasting.
Feeling a little sore and sorry from the previous night out on the town, the boys get together to provide inspiration for a sequel to 'Taxi Driver', as well as going over the legality of sexual intercourse with transvestites. Other hot topics include painting a picture of the stereotypical Australian rugby union fan, the rules for farting in pubs, the health of Australian television and what you should know about the food at Doyle's restaurant before dining there. Big shout out to Rove McManus.
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4-7-2009 "Come on baby, light my Olympic flame".....
With NBA free agency in full swing, the gang goes over all the recent movements in the league whilst putting in their early tips for next season. However, don't be deterred if you're not a fan as this is far from an NBA centric show. Nothing is sacred as the boys question Cathy Freeman's value to sporting history, 'out' Ian Thorpe and briefly go over some Hunter S. Thompson brilliance. Corbo also manages to somehow blame the downfall of society on Max Markson.
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3-7-2009 "Would You Fuck Me? I'd Fuck Me".
With the general topic of entertainment fresh in our minds, we turn our attention to another form of media - film. Dale goes over his family's odd obssession with all things Van Damme, while Scotty tries to convince the listeners that Harry Connick Jr. played a prominent role in 'Silence of the Lambs'. The boys get a bit carried away with this and 'Goodbye Horses' somehow becomes the soundtrack to this particular show as we also talk about being too lazy to masturbate. Warning: Contains slightly inebriated hosts.
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3-7-2009 I'll See Your Limp Bizkit & Raise You A Britney.
The boys sit down and discuss the soundtracks to their lives, whilst being sure to alienate all Britney Spears fans along the way. We tear through the music industry whilst managing to touch on other interesting topics such as what wouldn't you do for $25 million, raising awareness for cancer of the rectum and why Kevin Jonas has just made the biggest mistake of his life.
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